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Chinese Horoscope - The Monkey

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Year of the Monkey

My, what a fun person you are, a real live wire. Being born in the year of the Monkey means that you have such a quick and agile mind, that though you may not always be found hanging upside down by your toes from a branch, although you may, your brain is as fleet and supple as a Monkey's rapid movements. This makes your ingenuity legendary, that acute and canny mind will be your fortune, and mean you are liable to be highly creative in all your thinking. You always know exactly what is going on around you, you appear to have an almost psychic ability, no-one can pull the fur over your Monkey eyes, they see all, hear all, understand everyone and so are well able to judge what is the best move for you. Of course with a brain like yours, it's wise to educate it to the highest level, and you will achieve great things intellectually, no subject is too complex for you. So whatever your age, if you have the time, reach out, you'll find your mental efforts ensure you a place amongst the intellectual elite. Of course being ultra creative, you are excellent at solving dilemmas for yourself or others, your mind can see through the labyrinth and find ways out that no-one else could imagine. Parents of Monkey children, try to ensure they get the education they deserve, they will shine, and their potential is endless. And if a teacher doesn't agree, change the teacher, your child is very gifted. Only the foolish will lie to you, because, with a mind like yours, you will remember all they've said and so notice when they slip up, which liars always do.

Something very lovely about you as a Monkey is that you can be utterly trustworthy; everyone who knows you well knows they can rely on your honesty. Having said that, and noted what a lovely side you have to you, there is another, less lovely aspect it would help you to work on or have trained out of you as a child. If someone treads, meaning to or not, on your sensitive Monkey toes, you may bite back. Sometimes others deserve a dressing down, other's bad behaviour is never acceptable to Monkeys, but try to take the sting of any vengeance out it and you'll be a rather wonderful Monkey, whom other's see as wholly admirable and just.

You are, as you are aware, extremely physically appealing, gorgeous even, funny, charming, generous and make a superb and entertaining lover, but try not to get too puffed up about your charms, but yes, you do have more than your fair share. Unfortunately though, you can be rather amoral in some ways, fidelity is not always that appealing to you, the rewards may not seem apparent to a Monkey and you can cause havoc in the lives of those around you. Amoral? Me? Yes, you Monkey, so do try to consider other's before you step in where Angels fear to tread, because Monkeys are known for having a propensity to make a mess of other's lives and then dash off, leaving the turmoil behind them, with never a backward glance. But you seem so appealing anyone would need to be psychic to predict this, unless of course they were reading this description. You are generally content with your lot, it's natural to you to be so, so try to help others around you to find contentment too, instead of putting a Monkey wrench in the works. And the most unfair gift of all, you could charm a chicken straight into your roasting tray, get it to baste itself, and get it to bring it's own sage and onion stuffing, while thinking it's a great honour to serve you! You silver tongued Monkey, you clever beast, people will often love you despite your worst efforts, but they will smile at you with old fashioned looks, you are, horrendous though it is to repeat this phrase, a very cheeky Monkey.

You are, as you are aware, extremely physically appealing, gorgeous even, funny, charming, generous and make a superb and entertaining lover, but try not to get too puffed up about your charms, but yes, you do have more than your fair share. Unfortunately though, you can be rather amoral in some ways, fidelity is not always that appealing to you, the rewards may not seem apparent to a Monkey and you can cause havoc in the lives of those around you. Amoral? Me? Yes, you Monkey, so do try to consider other's before you step in where Angels fear to tread, because Monkeys are known for having a propensity to make a mess of other's lives and then dash off, leaving the turmoil behind them, with never a backward glance. You are generally content with your lot, it's natural to you to be so, so try to help others around you to find contentment too, instead of putting a Monkey wrench in the works. And the most unfair gift of all, you could charm a chicken straight into your roasting tray, get it to baste itself, and get it to bring it's own sage and onion stuffing, while thinking it's a great honour to serve you! You silver tongued Monkey, you clever beast, people will often love you despite your worst efforts, but they will smile at you with old fashioned looks, you are, horrendous though it is to repeat this phrase, a very cheeky Monkey.

For work you will use your talents well as an entertainer, an inventor, a fifth columnist and certainly your creative genius means any sort of creative entrepreneur will suit you very nicely.

For love, if you feel like hanging around long enough for this deep and so slow process to evolve, you like to cast your love spells most over Dragons, Rats and Horses.

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